Sunday, November 9, 2014



I feel like, thanks to After and the ever so pleasant Fifty shades trilogy, fan-fiction now has this awful stigma that can never be shaken. To be honest, though, Fifty shades of Grey and After have too many common factors, They both focus on Virginal Goddess's and their journey to try and tame the damaged, yet sexy goods.  And that just doesn't do it for me. I was horrified when reading After, and it took me a second to realize that this was written by a woman and is being targeted towards women, or, to be more exact, teenage girls. Particularly those still forming their opinions on crucial things. and it just sends all the wrong messages. 

To summarize this train wreck this novel consists of Hardin and Tessa arguing, then Hardin saying/doing something outrageous and mentaly abusive, Tessa thinking she is in love, Tessa cheating on her then-boyfriend, Hardin and Tessa kissing/having oral sex (everything under the sun short of penetration, because Tessa is a good-girl-virgin) them having a huge fight, some more manipulation, and REPEAT. 

We start the book with a prologue about love, and pain, and shit, only to open into the first chapter where the MC, Tessa, is startled awake (CLICHE MUCH)  by her mother who is anxiously awaiting their departure to WCU, the university Tessa will be attending. Tessa is pure, and conservative, and all things good, so imagine her surprise when she walks into her dorm room and is greeted by her new roommate, Steph. Steph is, basically in Tessa's opinion (Which was gathered in 2.5 seconds) a skank. She has piercings, and her hair is dyed an outrageous color, she was wearing something scandalous, and so on and so forth. This is when Hardin (Her damaged love interest) stumbles in along side some named character who has little to no importance other than getting drunk and hitting on Tessa. This all happens in chapter one, They all introduce one another, and the rest of After is found in the paragraph above. 

Main problems:  The biggest problem I had with After is that it glorified an abusive relationship. It's main purpose, the one lesson it portrays is that men are going to be assholes, and women will have to deal with it. Its the same old same old Dominant/Submissive bullshit that sets the Women Movement back a handful of years. I am being serious, though, half the stuff Hardin does say and doe has me shaking like: 


Secondly, there is no substance. After is pure drama, all cliche, all hair-pull worthy, and all not worth anyone's time Let me get something straight, I have no issue with the fact that After was once fan-fiction, I have no issue with Anna Todd, other than the obvious, my issues all lie with in this novel. Maybe when this was posted online, for free, the fact that this was all recycled scenes and characters, could fly, but now Ms. Todd is making MOO-LAHH, some CHEESE, and I don't get the fascination. 

Thirdly, Tessa is a Mary-Sue down to the T. She is oh-so smart, having read Pride & Prejudice, which is nothing really cool and exciting, I read that when I was fourteen, she has never had sex, never had gotten drunk, never had done anything her mother wouldn't be proud of. She is so plain, and boring, she is toast and butter. She is water. She is tasteless, and colorless, and thoughtless. 

Hardin is a bad-boy, he has tattoos, he smokes, and drinks, and all that shit. He has slept with countless women (and also treats them like trash.) he has a 'Troubled past' and is, despite the facade, a broken toy Tessa needs to fix. BOOO-RRRIIINNNGGGG *Yawn* 

There is so much hating in this novel, there is slut-shaming, and prude-shaming, and Homo-shaming (is that even a thing, Idek.) if you wear too little clothing, you are a slut, too much, you are a prude. Girl-on-girl hating, After would most definitely fail the bechdel test. Everything is about Hardin. 

Imma need to conclude this soon, so, finally, rape and/sexual harassment this novel. particularly earlier on the novel there is this attempted date-rape scene set up for the sole purpose of Hardin to save Tessa, and when Tessa begins crying, claiming the entire ordeal her own fault, and Hardin's argument to that is that she isn't at fault (DUH) because she isn't "Used to these types of situations" (WHAT?!?!?!) Rape is something no one should ever get used to, nothing a girl brings onto herself because she had been in an environment as such before, rape is never the victims fault. Another scene is at Hardin't father's house where Hardin is heavily drunk, and is yelling obscene and abusive things at Tessa, and promptly after they have Oral Sex. While Hardin is Drunk. I don't even know what planet i'm living on. Obviously Ms.Todd doesn't know that having sex with someone who is legally drunk is rape, because someone intoxicated cannot give consent. Tessa raped Hardin, and I am supposed to find it arousing?  how about a steaming pile of HELL-NO. 
What the f?

There is another scene that deals with penetration that Tessa does not give consent to, like, how are you going to apologies for not asking after everything is done? 

These are the exact messages that I am talking about, young girls will read this, and this is what they will obtain. That A.) They must fix the bad boy, stand by his side, whether or not he is abusive because that is what a good woman does. B.) If you are raped, it is not your fault, unless you've been in an intoxicated atmosphere before. C.) You are trash unless you are a Virgin, but don't be too prude-y because then you are something to be laughed at. D.) it's okay to rape someone, as long as it's a guy, because guys can't be raped. E.) Girls are all awful unless they are you.  

Idek. Idek. There are so many other issues that I cannot even begin to exploit. For one, there are no minorities, all of the characters are either white or tan. But that's the extent. I don't know why there's a movie deal, I don't know why there are so many glowing reviews over the Misogyny ruined novel. Everything is plain. There is no character development, no climax, no plot. Nothing significant. This reminds me of Beautiful Disaster. 

Why God, Why? 





Sunday, October 26, 2014

The Beginning of Everything - Robyn Schneider




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The Beginning of Everything - Robyn Schneider 

Pages - 335 

Publisher - Katherine Tegen 

Rating - 2.5/5 stars 

Review:

I really, really, REALLY wanted to like this book. I swear. But I just couldn't, I couldn't even finish the novel, and the saddest part is that I really liked the main characters voice. A strong voice, a strong personality. This could have went over really well. But obviously, it hadn't.

The Beginning of Everything is about a golden boy, Ezra, (Cute name) who gets into a car accident the summer before his senior year, leaving him impaired, and no longer front man. He loses his girlfriend, his position on the Tennis Team, his group of friends, and his leg. Things were really looking down on poor Ezra. Enter the MSFTS, the people that wait for Ezra with open arms. More specifically, enter Cassidy, the typical hipster that Ezra just finds so SPESHUL. This is all about Ezra navigating an entire new world in an entire new social status.

My main problem with this book is that it was so cliche. The characters were more a cluster of over used traits, thoughts, and actions than actual characters. I hated how Schneider made it obvious that she thought her rag-tag group was WAAAAYYYYY better than those slutty, stupid ho/douche bags that are the Jocks/Cheerleaders. There were so many tropes, so little depth. The secondary characters were all flat, and had no life other than their life surrounding Ezra. They weren't, in my opinion, really fleshed out. They were there for one purpose, to move the plot along. It's completely unrealistic, especially for a novel driven by characters and their interactions.

The romance that would inevitably develop between Cassidy and Ezra is just. . .SOOOOOOOOOOOO STEREOTYPICAL. I don't like rereading contemporaries, and I have never read this book before, so tell me why it feels like I've read this book way too many times? Cassidy is the typical manic-pixie-dream-girl. She has one job, to lighten Ezra up. That's it. Cassidy's apparently smart, and funny, and pretty, and PERFECT yet she only exists in this two dimensional role as Ezra's Lady. It just didn't sit well with me.

Girl on girl hate.

Slut shaming.

Cliches, and tropes, and caricatures.

It was just all too much.
Napoleon Dynamite shakes head

I would not recommend this to you unless you would like a rip-off John Green novel, this is a cluster-fuck of other well-known contemporaries. Aughhh. So disappointing.  

X RAMO 

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Half Blood - Jennifer L. Armentrout { R E V I E W }

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Half Blood - Jennifer L. Armentrout 

Pages - 281
Publisher - Spencer Hill Press 

Rating - .5 out of 5 stars 

R E V I E W: 

I am really, really, conflicted with what to rate this book. I actually really liked this novel, and it was a really kick-ass introduction into a new series that I would have been totally down with, if it hadn't already been done. This isn't me trying to hint at a cliche, because this isn't a cliche, a cliche would use certain plot, and character elements and interpenetrate them into whatever, and sure, they may have similar aspects of a novel, it is still its own novel. Not this book though, this book was an exact replica, like, i'm not even joking. It shouldn't be legal. 

For any of you who haven' t just stumbled across YA literature, the majority of you should be failure to the Vampire Academy Series, and if you haven't read it, you must have at least heard of it. Well, obviously, Armentrout heard of this novel, read this novel, then tried to write fanfic of this novel, then oops, she accidentally sent it for publishing. It just makes me so angry, that this can happen. And this work was exceptional, amazing really, and it was a total rip-off of one of the most recognizable series in current YA. Wow, Armentrout, Wow. 
Bang My Head

I can't except this. I wont. I'll give this a .5 for at least writing your name, Armentrout, but nothing more. And I loved the Lux series, too. So sad. So, So sad. 

I would not recommend this book, go read the original. 

R A M O. 

The Truth About Alice - Jennifer Mathieu { R E V I E W }

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Pages - 208 

Publisher - Roaring Book Press 

Rating - 4.5 out of 5 stars 

R E V I E W:

It's very hard to find an original piece of work, period. Almost everything has already been told, all land has been discovered, any and everything worth mentioning has already been stamped with almost all available arguments, but this novel, this story rooted in 208 pages, told in multiple perspectives just blew my mind. 

This is the tale of Alice Franklin, Rumor has it that she is a slut, and after star quarterback, Brandon Fitzsimmons dies in a car accident, rumor has it that it is all Alice's fault, Apparently she had been sexting Brandon while he was driving, leading to Alice's social downfall, and label as an outcast. Rumors run rampant, and with everyone having something to say, the only way to find the truth is to ask Alice herself. 

I think I cried after reading this, it sends such a powerful message about slut-shaming, and fragile social structures, as stated before, this is told in multiple points of views. From the "Most Popular Girl" in their school, to Alice's fellow Outcast, I absolutely loved this. A worry that I have when reading a book with multiple POV's is that the voices of the characters would muddle in my head, and that I would forget who was saying this, talking about that. That never happened, this book harbored five different narrators, and each one is distinct in personality, and voice, and thought process, and to add icing to the cake, Mathieu made the characters, and their reactions to this very realistic situation believable. This should be recommended reading for everyone. 

While I am on the note of positiveness, other things that went very well for this novel was the character venturing, and the depth each character had. This isn't just the story of Alice, everyone in this story may have something to say about Alice, but that isn't their extent, just like real human beings, they each had shit of their own happening, and they each had their own demons to slay. I, personally, enjoyed Alice's Ex Best-friends character the most. Her entire subplot just. . . Astonishing. Each character was very well done, and very hip-with-it. ( That was my way of saying CURRENT ) which is also another fear of mine when Author's write novel's dealing with these types of subjects. 

The one fault in this novel is the ending. It wasn't that I didn't like it, it was just that it wasn't enough. I'm all for authors leaving a story at it's resolve, but it wasn't resolved, or, at least not to me. Sure closure was handed out, but I didn't really feel concluded by the last page. Maybe it was just that I wanted more, personally. IDEK. 

I would highly recommend this to any, and everyone. Please read this, this is like, one of my third favorite novel of all time, right under Wintergirls, and Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson. 



TTYLXOX (Remember that song, though. ) 

R A M O. 

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Duff - Kody Keplinger { Review }




                                                       
                                                         

                                                        The Duff - Kody Keplinger
                               
                                                                Rating: 4/5 cans
                                                                 
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                                                          Publisher - Little Brown

                                     Genre - Young Adult, Coming of Age, Contemporary
    

                                                           

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             I devoured this book, two days was all it took. Let me tell you, this was just the book I needed, after reading SOLD by Patricia McCornick, a book about sex trafficking, this book was the funny, pick me up I have been thirsting for.
             So this book circles around Bianca, the 'D.U.F.F' or the Designated Ugly Fat Friend the weakest of her tight need group of friends, she never really thought about it like that until Wesley, the man-whore, all around douche bag, points it out, thus beginning a spiral of shit that you need to read. I'm so good at this.
             The characters got to me, they were so three dimensional, and I just loved them, every single one. Even Nikki. Another factor I absolutely loved  was the situations the main character, Bianca, found herself in, it was, again, real. This story being told in first person, the syntax and sentence structure really got to me, sometimes when reading young adult, and especially contemporary, I find myself detaching from the supposed teen. They sometimes came across as too old, or too wordy, or too stupid, or not genuine enough, and I feel as if Keplinger mastered the average teen life, and attitude. It was just too accurate.
             One criticism I do have, though, is how the entire novel consisted of Bianca growing in a way, while facing several different, perplexing situations, one of the mentioned situations is alcoholism,  and divorce, and how teen girls view one another, and themselves. I feel like the romance just glazed over the, in my opinion, strongest point in the novel, what drew me in, and when the two love interests finally got together, it just brushed everything off, so the ending was a huge meh. It was anti-climactic, and a little flat, and such.
             Aside from that, I loved this novel so much, and would recommend this novel to anyone who loves young adult literature, and contemporaries. This is just right up your ally.

             X RAMO :-)

             P.s.: Sorry about the hiatus, I know I've been gone for a while, but I am here to tell you NO, i'm not dead.